Sportwagen seeks utility trailer

Wanted: UTILITY TRAILER

Are you a utility trailer lonely and depressed from lack of use, needing to rediscover your true purpose for existence?

We need you for hard (but meaningful) labour clearing brush and other chores!

If you are a 5’ x 10’ aluminum or lightweight (but sturdy) trailer with a 2” hitch, we would love to introduce you to our 2017 VW Golf Sportwagen.

She’s bright red, beautiful, and very eager to meet you.

Please reply discreetly with photos and your terms to 613.863.8353.