Missing, from its spot in front of my garage at the corner of Anne and Robert, my dusty, dirty, beat-up old black and blue bike which I will nonetheless miss greatly.

It is a formerly blue bike sprayed roughly black. It has a tan-coloured ‘Everyday’ saddle (from Canadian Tire).  If you should see it lying (or rolling) around town somewhere, please do not attempt to apprehend it (it doesn’t bite but you don’t know where it’s been), but do let me know by phone or text at (613)698-6998 or by email at brendangawn@gmail.com.

If you should happen to be riding it, put your gadget down (watch where you’re going!) and bring it back, no questions asked.