Saturday morning! I can’t explain it, but even after retirement, Saturday morning still elevates me! This is particularly so when as today the sun shone and there was not a cloud in the bright blue sky! Rather like listening to the atmospheric music of Erik Satie’s “Gymnopédies”. I did however suffer a modest dampening upon briefly recalling the disagreement I had had with my elderly mother last evening. But I was, at least upon awakening this morning, satisfied that my intransigence about returning her vacuum cleaner had triumphed and my general approach to the new day was one of refreshment not hesitation or regret. This, I was about to discover, was to be a short-lived buoyancy. But for the time being, ignorant as I was of my overhanging destiny, I prosecuted the morning ablutions without reserve and prepared myself for what I then anticipated to be a perfectly splendid Saturday. As I dressed I amused myself to contrive to purchase new white socks and to discard the old ones. White socks are like toothbrushes, common, hardly a luxury and certainly not something one should feel the necessity to keep forever. Long ago I discovered the unusually gratifying result of capitalizing upon such petty indulgences. Rejuvenation requires far less exertion than one might imagine; the simplest modification can afford incalculable fodder!
After leaving the Golf Club sated and in good humour we returned to Almonte to search for a couple of items at Levi Home Hardware and Dandelion Foods. Then we pressed onto Ottawa to conduct what has become a ritual daily visit to my elderly mother at her retirement residence. But first we interrupted our objective by detouring to purchase new white socks. While at the mall I bought some superb silk white roses for my mother and, as a concession to her grievance, a small hand-held vacuum.
When we arrived at my mother’s apartment, apart from encountering the staff assistant who was delivering a tray of food, my mother instantly and shockingly revived her demand for return of her vacuum. I was flabbergasted! There was entirely no remission of her foray; she picked up exactly where she had left off and in no uncertain terms! In an instant my happy Saturday morning and the brilliantly sunny day dissolved! The silk flowers and hand-held vacuum were utterly redundant. I regret to say that in answering my mother’s untempered confrontation I suffered an undeniable lapse into the vernacular. The competition for direct language was too great to admit to the niceties of diplomatic prattle. I shall spare my reader the indignity of an account of the full communication which only intensified and lapsed further into mean-spirited and desultory comments. In the end I relinquished any possibility of persuasion and proclaimed in a huff that I would return to Almonte, collect the much sanctioned vacuum cleaner and bring it back to its rightful (and decidedly indignant) owner!
I needn’t add that the ride home was marked by brooding and less than cultivated expletives! It is the privilege and gratification of aging to indulge in the commonality of the groundlings! I dismissed the significance of the debate by reasoning that I had done all I could to opt for the correct and appropriate course of action. But on balance it was proving to be a Pyrrhic victory. Undeniably a strain of dissatisfaction within the parent-child relationship was manifest and that deep undercurrent had succeeded to revive a history of suppressed emotions which apparently I had at last vented (though for what purpose and to what advantage I seriously questioned).
Oddly on the return voyage to my mother’s retirement residence, I mechanically diverted to Tim Horton’s to collect an iced Mocha coffee for my mother. She no longer has much of an appetite for food of any description but she is voracious about iced Mocha coffee.
Perhaps this deference to habit overcame the former hostility surrounding the vacuum controversy. More likely I was relieved to have reversed the cause of the acrimony. I mean, it hardly amounts to justification for a sustained battle! Thus when we reappeared at my mother’s apartment the air was no longer blue and the perfunctory replacement of the vacuum in its former location attracted no attention whatever. Instead the conversation focused upon the silk flowers, the weather, plans for dinner and one’s heath. Effortlessly our family congress was restored to C-Major. We talked of my sister’s anticipated return from Florida and upcoming proposals for the celebration of Mother’s Day. It no doubt helped to erase the grittiness of our previous dust-up that during our now highly sociable and unperturbed yammering I received two welcome emails addressing as many outstanding concerns which frankly had been niggling in the background throughout the day. How miraculously things do at times resolve themselves!